Hello! My Name is Blotto: The Movie Poster

Hello! My Name is Blotto: The Movie

2025 1h 45m star 0.0 / 10

Scrappy documentary about a band that flew too close to the sun to make it really big. Albany, NY's Blotto rose from the ashes of the Star-Spangled Washboard Band and scored an unlikely hit with I Wanna Be A Lifeguard in the early 80's thanks in part to getting airplay on MTV when the network launched August 1, 1981. The film follows their struggles to land a major label deal despite huge success with touring and releasing their own EPs and Albums. First-time director Rob Lichter (aka Bert Blotto) puts together a funny, heart-felt portrait of the musical pranksters that is sometimes heartbreaking despite all the laughs.

Top Billed Cast

Paul Jossman

Paul Jossman

Bowtie Blotto

Bill Polchinski

Bill Polchinski

Broadway Blotto

Keith Stephenson

Keith Stephenson

Cheese Blotto

Greg Haymes

Greg Haymes

Sergeant Blotto (aka Sarge)

Paul Rapp

Paul Rapp

Lee Harvey Blotto

Helena Binder

Helena Binder

Blanche Blotto

David Maswick

David Maswick

Chevrolet Blotto

Mike Kelley

Mike Kelley

Himself

Steve Davies

Steve Davies

Himself

Martha Quinn

Martha Quinn

Herself